Friday, November 21, 2008

Sisters of smoke machine

I went to the sisters of mercy concert last night at the Ogden. I'm thinking they should really be calling themselves "the sisters of smoke machine." Seriously, the roadies could have been playing for all I know.

I think I saw a bass, a lead guitar, and a singer. There was no drummer, which obviously implied some kind of background track... Interestingly enough, one of the band members appeared to have a magic guitar that played just fine while he was messing with his hair.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Warm weather

Who would expect 80's mid November? I worked for a bit yesterday and took a motorcycle up into the mountains. There won't be many days like that (I think) until spring.

Today I'm working at home and trying not to get sick. The almost being / almost getting sick part is getting old. I don't see old age going well. I'll probably fucking croak at 60 from the flu.

Friday, November 14, 2008

Lets argue, then argue some more

The office can be an interesting place. We tend to get into a number of interesting arguments during the week --politics, law, etc. After spending 3 days reading case law and writing an office action response, Brett read it, hated it, and wanted to argue.

I'm fine with that.

A nice heated loud discussion ensued for about 30 minutes, which really didn't resolve. He had some points to make, and so did I. I think the result is that it's not clear to me that my argument was correct or not correct. I think there are elements which are reasonable and some elements which are not.

Off course Brett thinks it's all complete bullshit, but I disagree. I made some changes he insisted on and filed it anyway.

After that Brett went out and started arguing with Dan about politics. That didn't really go anywhere productive either. I think he told Dan to go get back on the short bus, because his position was naive.

At issues is what constitutes a statutory machine under 35 USC 101? An invention must be statutory under 101..that is, it must fall into a category of a machine, a manufacture, a composition, or a process. So what is a machine? That part is not exactly clear. Obviously if you have a mechanical system with parts, you've got a machine. You can probably argue that a machine is a processing system comprising a processor, memory, and storage, operable to...do some activity.

What about this:

A document transformation system, the system comprising:
a document receiver, operable to receive a document;
a document creator, operable to transform the document by a...b...c..; and
a document printer, operable to print the transformed document.

This is less clear. Now lets say you write an application, and discuss these elements without reciting any physical implementation. No processor, no software, no hardware at all. Is it statutory? If the Examiner argues that it fails to be a 101 statutory machine, what is your argument?

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Making fun of Dan's goofy claims

Yesterday I had hours of pleasure making fun of claims Dan wrote for a patent filed in 2006. We have an office action on the application, a response to which I am writing. Sadly, he's out of the office goofing off today, so I'll have to wait until Wednesday to continue harrasing him. Claim 1 recites (in part):

"adding a final form presentation datastream compliant presentation component to the document"

In US patents, claims are given their broadest reasonable interpretation in light of the application specification. In reviewing the specification, the claim limitation reads as "adding a component to the document."

Brett and I had a good laugh over this one. Of course it must be completely novel to add a component to a document...not! We'll be able to tease him about this for MONTHS.

Now I'll have to amend the claims to recite something that includes actual novel and non-obvious claim limitations.

Saturday, November 08, 2008

spend some, then spend some more

I've been spending again lately. I really need to quit doing that. I'm not always very smart with my money.

The good news is that I have a bunch of new wines for the eurocave.

Tonight is the Henry Rollins show in Boulder. I'll probably be driving home after midnight, and it looks like it will be about 34F. That's a bit cold for the motorcycle.

I have new riding pants. If I bought some warmer gloves and a facemask, I could probably pull it off.

That's more spending, though. I should probably take the truck.

I had my first workout of the week today. I've been on and off sick since last week, and it was nice to work out again. Work is so-so. I need to get some work done this weekend, which is never fun. I guess that's how it goes sometimes.

Not much else to tell. It's cold out. Cold and dark. Jerry keeps eating my blankets. I'm not sure what the answer is there.

We're starting to see a bunch of non-statutory 101 rejections on our apparatus claims at work. It looks like the examiners took a 101 class and decided that the format we've been using do not recite any statutory machine claims. It looks like it's my job to review some case law and come up with a good argument everyone can use as a template.

I have an office action due next week on this very same issue, so the arguments will have to be written anyway.

I was out sick last weekend from Friday to Monday morning. That put me behind on a patent I am writing, which pushed me into some office actions I need to write. It's a bit of a mess.

Saturday, November 01, 2008

What I remember



I remember Kellie. I remember curling up in bed with you as sid the cat found our feet. I remember Springfield MA. I remember walking in the woods.

Throughout it all lorelei wispered to us in the dark.

Saturday

I've been in pj's for two days, waiting for the flu to pass me by. Typically I jump out early -- off to the gym for a workout, which then turns into 3 weeks of misery. This time, the theory goes, I'll wait an appropriate amount of time.

Brett has been watching me get more and more frustrated lately...which resulted in him having to give me the 'you don't suck as bad as you think you do' speech. Regardless, I'm not applying to law school this year. I need a bit more before I can make a $100k+ investment.

I guess the short answer is "work is ok". The long answer is "I'm frustrated".

Such as it is.