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In my next life I'm coming back as an Asian gym hottie with big fake tits and a pair of shorts that say "do me" on my ass.


I think I like her already.

Yesterday Brett read one of my office actions and remarked "You know, your writing doesn't suck that bad today." His praise is disturbing.

Jerry the dog smells like tomatoes. I'm too lazy to check to see if I have any plants left.

I gained weight on my vacation to MN. Thanks for the big ass, mom!

I passed my motorcycle driving test yesterday. Basically you have to weave around a couple of cones without falling over. I'm now legally qualified to weave in and out of traffic at high speed without signaling.

I'm enamored with girls with big tits.

My quad core 8G of ram computer runs microsoft word just about as fast as my slow as dirt portable.

If I drive to work on my motorcycle with a backpack full of Coors light, does that make me a redneck?

I may date a bad kisser, but I'll never marry one.

My truck gets great gas mileage parked in my driveway all day.

You have to love a job that allows you to bill hundreds of dollars an hour to essentially write persuasive arguments.

MN trip et al.

I've been busy. I'm off for MN on Saturday morning (really early). I've been trying to file as much as possible so I don't have to worry about anything while I'm gone.

I almost made it... I do have one case to file next week, which I might have finished today. Fiona is in town from Seattle, so most of today will be spent visiting her. I can file while away, though. That isn't the end of the world.

I bought a used motorcycle. It's a 1982 Honda CB750F supersport (16K miles) from one of the partners at work. It's actually in really good shape. I'll have to post pictures.

Jerry the wonder mutt chewed a hole in my down comforter the other day. I don't have any answers for that one.

I need to sign up for the LSAT. I keep putting that off.

It's been rainy and colder the last few days. This is, mind you, in stark contrast to the 102F days we were having for the preceding weeks before that. It feels a bit like fall. That means I'll need to finish painting the trim on the house when I get back. I'm sure the neighbors will appreciate that.

Can you believe it's been almost a year since I switched to patent law? It's gone by fast.

I'm meeting the usual cast of characters while in MN -- dave, roger, larry, most likely Jeff's parents. I don't have much time in the MN area before leaving for my sisters cabin, so I'm lucky that dave, rog, and larry are willing to come up north for a dinner on Saturday night.

Oh....I finally got rid of the (not kidding) 5 remotes on top of my stereo. I bought some kind of universal thing. It works fairly well.